when you aren’t your best friend’s best friend
nothing will ever be as funny as this is
Someone did it. Someone finally portrayed me perfectly in a single 6 second video.
when people start getting close to your friends
So, I was in the car today and saw someone with the license plate “X0DUS3 5”, so I thought it was like Exodus 3:5 and I looked it up, and do you know what it said?
"Do not come any closer"
Had this cutie at work tonight. He just learned how to pick up his ears 😍
do you ever just wonder if there’s someone who secretly thinks about you and wants to talk to you but doesn’t know how
did that fucker just jump on water is this fucking cat jesus