Bae: Come over
Me; I can’t.
Bae: I got the Winter Solider on DVD
I waitevSIX MONTHS TO MAKE THIS POST
Please read this poem I wrote in first grade
people that will always talk in caps with you are the best people because that means instant friendship
These three I swear
long-distance friendships are terrible because you can’t meet up with them whenever you want and hang out on any given day which is why when i’m president i’m relocating the entire human population into a 10,000,000 story skyscraper that also acts as a bridge from earth to the moon which comes with the added benefit of swinging the moon around like a fucking mace, god damn it’s gonna look so cool. what was i talking about
two years ago i was licking a lollipop and some dude said “watching a girl eat a lollipop is a great way to see how well she gives blowjobs” so i bit the lollipop in half and spit it out
Apparently if you saw yourself in person, you wouldn’t recognise yourself
So my biggest question is, WHAT THE FUCK do I look like
And do I look hot
i love this show to death
Elephants walking through a rain forest.
i thought these were bunnies in a field of grass but ok