Hey There Lovelies

assiest:

sex-doesnt-alarm-me:

assiest:

i am 41 cheetos tall 

Why did you think you needed to measure yourself in Cheetos?

we were out of doritos 

ocarina-of-timelord:

Dan playing piano will be the death of me.

ocarina-of-timelord:

Dan playing piano will be the death of me.

highwifi:

"I wonder what I should do today"

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revelation19:

musiqchild007:

revelation19:

This is 100% true

This tweet sounds as though introverts consume the souls of others before they engage in social events.

This is 100% true

revelation19:

musiqchild007:

revelation19:

This is 100% true

This tweet sounds as though introverts consume the souls of others before they engage in social events.

This is 100% true


"President Obama said today that we should probably think about putting some women on our money."
-New York Magazine

"President Obama said today that we should probably think about putting some women on our money."

-New York Magazine

intertnet:

is there a scholarship for trying

unclefather:

my mom said “what is a twink” really loudly at the table in the olive garden 

splders:

 yeah this phone is great and all… but can it fit into my pocket

flygoing:

she likes carrying around random rags for no reason

tylerlovetroye:

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The queen has arrived 

wartortles:

When your crush posts a new selfie

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what a beautiful day to not be in high school

ralndrops:

I CANT BREATHE